Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how it was be done.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did it take the pig an hour to cross the road? Because he had a slow pork.
There were two cows in a field, one says "moo". The other says "I was going to say that"
I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He asked "which way?"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway.
What has four legs and goes boo? A cow with a cold.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did it take the pig an hour to cross the road? Because he had a slow pork.
There were two cows in a field, one says "moo". The other says "I was going to say that"
I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He asked "which way?"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway.
What has four legs and goes boo? A cow with a cold.